...while watching Lock Up

Tom Sizemore was thin and had hair once. Also he was obnoxious and annoying

Fat Albert is a prison mechanic

It's nice to be outside in the freezing mud

That fat dude was ready to throw down over dessert.

Two rolls of toilet paper a month is apparently enough

Prison football games don't have flags. Also Stallones team always play offence

When you only have one change of clothes, playing in the mud is a bad idea. Unless you ran out of toilet paper and had to use your shirt

They couldn't afford any boxes for Sly to stand on.

Even Lock Up had a montage

Prison hose-fights sometimes involve actual hoses

Bright light makes Stallone cough

Black prison guards are the nice ones

Guys who name themselves 'Killer' are bound to be complete idiots

Don't go clean the prison gym. On a related note: when you're IN prison it should really just be 'the gym'

NO SWAG!

Collecting linen in the middle of the night arouses no suspicion

Shit does float

Wheelchair dude looks like Seann William Scott

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